My 6-Month-Old Baby Beats Birdie's Story Mode in SFV

Sorry Super Smash Brothers, there's a new game for babies to play. For everyone saying it's a fake, Birdie has moves which come out when you RELEASE a button after holding it for a while, and the EX versions come out from holding and releasing the 3punch or 3kick buttons. I'm too busy to waste time trying to fake my baby beating a shit-easy story mode by mashing random buttons.